Parent’s Notes To Schools In Alabama

April 28, 2008 at 6:33 am (Teacher Humor) (, , , , )

Have you seen this one before.  No matter how many times I see it, for some reason it is still funny.

 I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are
real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have
been left intact.

1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today.
Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had to get
her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30,
31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days Yesterday he fell
out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
got hurt in his growing and didn’t walk too good.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray today from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre
dyrea direathe the shits.

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea,
and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because i don’t know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought
it was sunday.

17. Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend
her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired She spent
a weekend with the marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best
either,sore throat and fever There must be something going around, her
father even got hot last night.

Only in Alabama !

I don’t think it is only Alabama.  There are great excuses everywhere.  Like, how many times can a grandparent die in one year.  Teacher to Student: “Didn’t they die 3 months ago?   Reply: “Oh no that was my grandmother from my other parent.”  Teacher:  “But I thought they died right before that big project was due last month”.  Student: “Are you calling me a liar?”

Enough said….Keep Smiling!!!

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