Baby Boomer Humor

May 17, 2009 at 6:19 am (humor)

If you are not there yet, you will be if you are one of the lucky ones to see the 60’s. However since the 60’s are the new 40’s, maybe you will be able to put it off for a few more years.

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you’re done you’ll have a
place to live.

Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old
people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they
park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year
olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem,
Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep
More soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year
olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common
remark made by 60-plus
year olds when they enter
antique stores?

A: “Gosh, I remember these!”

SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

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